Should I own stock in Uhaul??

2000 Burke->Alexandria
2003 Alexandria->my first townhouse in Alexandria
2004 my first townhouse in Alexandria->Liza's 2nd townhouse in Alexandria
2005 Alexandria->Rockville
2006/6 Rockville->Springfield
2006/7 Springfield->back to Rockville
2007 Rockville->Gaithersburg
2008 Gaithersburg->Sterling
2008 Sterling->back to my first townhouse in Alexandria

After this, no moving for a long ass time. Whoever's down, we're gonna party like it's 2008 in sub zero temps!!